First an “S.” Then, a more different “S.”

A wonderful invention for five year olds, the clip-on tie has given way to the technologically superior zip-on tie.

Of course, any male should just man up and learn how to tie a tie himself. For help, see http://www.tie-a-tie.net/

– Update/Amendation –

Another NaBlo reminded me of the bow tie. I’ll admit to wearing a clip-on bow tie with a tux. But, secretly, I wish I could tie the bow tie.

Gravy

Seriously.

What ends up on the turkey? Gravy.

What ends up on the mashed potatoes? Gravy.

What ends up on the noodles? Gravy.

What ends up on the stuffing? Gravy.

What ends up on the seven-layer salad? My teeth.

None of your business?

Uh uh…I’ve never listed 35 things in my life.

Let’s see, what will I get done in the next two years? The same stuff I posted for the previous topic. I suppose I should be more specific and actually aim for something, but I’m pretty sure what I already plan on doing will keep me busy enough.

I’ll eat, sleep, watch tv, work, and get more schooling done.

… me.

Bratwurst

Italian sausage

Chicago-style hotdogs

Italian beef

And for desert:

Asparagus

Today starts National Blog Posting Month – NaBloPoMo. So, I’ll use my blog for the next month. Or half of it. Or something.

Which gets us to the topic of the day, “I think my calling in life is/was …” I’d guess at this point that my calling in life is to be catching up all the time. It’s seems to be what I’m always doing, and I guess I’m decent at it.

So, there you go. I think my calling in life is catching up on things.

Hooray! Sorry I missed posting this last week, Team NaBloPoMo Force. I was off on a super-secret mission to stop the evil forces of WoTaToLo. Now that that operation is complete, I should be able to stay on top of this.