Well, I could buy 166,667 copies of Brewster's Millions.
Or, I could fill up the house with beef jerky. A few hundred times.
I could buy tickets to take five people into space.
I could buy a $980,000 jewel and have it surgically implanted into my navel.
I could buy a piece of land big enough to keep the "guvment" out and set up an artillery range.
I could plate the house in gold.
I could plate the dog in gold.
I could plate myself in gold.
I could buy Wookie costumes for everyone to wear while watching Star Wars: The Holiday Special. WITH RED ROBES!
I could turn a level of the house into a full scale "working" model of the bridge of the NCC-1701.
Veggie Booty for everyone!
I could produce the metal/polka fusion album I've always wanted to own.
I could commission the construction of hedonism bot.
If I come up with more I'll add them below. |