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Name: Jonathan
Birthday: 5/3/1977
Gender: Male
Interests: camping, hiking, backpacking, motorcycling, playing music, eating kittens, etc.
Expertise: I have a BS in Computer Science from Purdue University which I use in my job as a kernel engineer, working on a commercial OS product.
Of course, this means I write more C than English, so be patient.
Occupation: Computer related
Industry: Computers (Software)
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  hittlejw
Member Since:
5/12/2003
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| Hooray! Sorry I missed posting this last week, Team NaBloPoMo Force. I was off on a super-secret mission to stop the evil forces of WoTaToLo. Now that that operation is complete, I should be able to stay on top of this. | | |
| I'm perfectly happy with the color of my hair. I'll be fine when it goes grey, too. I just hope enough is left when it goes grey for it to matter.
If someone said, "Pick a primary color. Your hair will now be the color," I'd go with blue.
If someone said, "yada-yada secondary color yada-yada-yada-yada," I'd go with green.
If someone said, "bladdity-blah-blah tertiary color bladdity-blah," I'd say, "Is that a real term?"
And if that someone said, "It sure is, now answer the question," I'd say, "Well, then, I guess I'd go without the same color your hair has. Can you give me the manufacturer's name and the part number for your hair piece?" | | |
| 1.) Let the other people involved do what they want
2.) Keep putting yourself out so that the other people can keep hitting you
3.) Don't defend yourself
4.) Pick the perfect time to demonstrate the other people's incompetence and say exactly what they don't want to hear
5.) Let them kill you
6.) After it seems like defeat has been accomplished, come back and stomp the guy who started the fight to begin with. | | |
| Having a piece of poli sausage stuck in one's carotid artery would be a cause for a massive coronary.
Being shot in the chest with an arrow would be a cause for massive blood loss.
Not wearing a seatbelt while driving the time a kid tries to chase a ball into the street would be a case for a driving wheel-shaped impression in the ribs.
Someone else's careless wielding of a chainsaw in the midst of a zombie apocalypse would be a cause for bisection.
One could have documentation of the cause of one's reconciliation with God sewn into one's coat
All sorts of intersections between one's heart and causes | | |
| Well, when I left high school I went to college for computer engineering, switch majors to computer science, graduated, got a job doing computer science-y stuff, and am now going to seminary. So, that part of my life is taking a different path.
I didn't know my wife when I was in high school, so I couldn't have anticipated being married to her when I was in high school.
I live in Colorado, which I didn't anticipate.
My life is different in lots of ways. I'm glad my life hasn't been limited by my imagination. | | |
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