July 13, 2004
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So I’m a few months behind, but I just figured out why John Kerry(check out the photo) wigs me out so much: he reminds me of Herman Munster. (I found that posting and picture when doing an image search on Google for Herman Munster, looking for something to substantiate my claim.)
Of course, George W. Bush is still a monkey.
Comments (4)
holy crap1 that is an uncanny comparison…
and the kerry one seems about right too.
but a couple of problems persist:
a. monkeys are good at what they do.
b. herman munster had integrity.
a. george w. bush is good at what he does (aimlessly meandering, doing and saying the wrong things, eating bananas?), just not good at his job.
b. perhaps kerry should spend a few years working at a funeral home to build some character.
here’s a question (I am rather behind, seeing as how i’ve had more important things to worry about in the past 7 months): did kerry support the cursed patriot act? or, perhaps more important, would kerry support repealing the cursed patriot act? that alone might make me willing to vote for the creepy frankensteinian reanimate, whatever his other problems are.
i know he was a big supporter of the war, and i believe he was a patriot act supporter as well, don’t hold me to that… but i wouldn’t put it past him.
and i thought the last election was the perfect example of the evil of two lessers.
I’m remembering that the patriot act had practically no opposition when it was originally passed.
i’d also like to find a politician willing to demand the end of the department of homeland security.
But, since that ain’t gonna happen, you want in on a bumper sticker order?
“Cthulhu for President: Why vote for the lesser of two evils”