November 15, 2009

• 5 Ways to Lose a Fight

  1.) Let the other people involved do what they want
  2.) Keep putting yourself out so that the other people can keep hitting you
  3.) Don’t defend yourself
  4.) Pick the perfect time to demonstrate the other people’s incompetence and say exactly what they don’t want to hear
  5.) Let them kill you

  6.) After it seems like defeat has been accomplished, come back and stomp the guy who started the fight to begin with.

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