November 4, 2009

• potential new year’s resolutions for 2010

  This is a limitless topic, as my life is replete with things that I can fix. But, I never make such a list, as I figure I’m doing fine dealing with those things as they come up. But, since this is a request for *potential* resolutions, here goes!

  lose weight – I’d weigh less if I were missing a leg
  read more books – so I know how badly Hollywood is adapting them to the screen
  get more exercise – by walking the dog around the neighborhood so she can disturb the peace
  eat healthier – maybe those tubs of lard weren’t such a great idea
  watch less television – what do those pixels have to say, anyway?
  become an astronaut – or at least work on the costume
  get more sleep – by taking naps at work
  learn another language – I did pull out my Klingon Dictionary the other day
  paint a picture – didn’t someone get a blank canvas into a museum?
  save a child from a burning building – it seems like we used to have that video game…
  start a band – I think Scandinavia is ready for metal-polka

  That should get me through January, you think?

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